Sunday, July 30, 2006
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Monday, July 24, 2006
Bolton
OK went to Bolton town last Saturday took a load of pictures so will blog them over the next few days. NOTHING SPECIAL. The tall building is the town hall could not get a good shot because there was a French market day on and the stalls blocked the view. Then a cul de sac and the old turkish baths and two of our foreign cousins.
Friday, July 21, 2006
booked a gig
Booked to go see Tony Joe White on 24 july unfortunately by the time I found out he was touring in England every venue close to where I live was sold out so I have to travel to near Birmingham (not Alabama ) a round trip of 200 miles to see him. Like I have mentioned before in England anything over 50 miles away is a long way LOL.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
older now
had lots of birthday cards and a about $100 voucher for PC World which should come in handy,I,m expecting a dvd camcorder any day now so I can get blank discs with the voucher. went for a meal a lunch time with some girls from work got in trouble of the wife for that and went for a meal in the evening with the wife before the trouble started. At the blood donor place there was a one and a half hour wait and in the heat people were fainting all over the place,not me of course I,m a man. Taking 17 of my closest friends out for a meal on the 28 july (only time I could get them all together)
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Nearly there
60 tomorrow still feel young inside think about sex and music and things profound still got my own teeth can still run hope they are not planning anything at work I hate being suprised.I can be an official cynical old bastard tomorrow. 60 years only been seriously ill once with pneumonia when I was 12 never broken anything
Monday, July 17, 2006
Old friend sad
Saw an old friend at weekend while I was out on my bike she is sleeping rough in bus shelters. Most of her family have disowned her and she can not get any housing. She has mental problems. She can have a room in a hostel but she won,t sign the papers to commit herself so she is living on the streets not a good thing for a woman where we live. Offered her some money so she could have a couple of nights in a bed and breakfast but she refused it . I heard today that some of her family are trying to have her committed shame really but she becomes so aggressive and is impossible to live with but she doesn,t think there is anything wrong with her. don,t feel like a picture today
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Give me some blood
being a blood donor I have had a letter for my next appointment and they have phoned me to ask me not to forget (in England you do it for free) and its on Wednesday my 60 birthday. So Wednesday night on my 60 birthday I could be lied on a table somewhere having blood drained out of me. Bodybuilders do it till it hurts. Concrete workers stay hard forever. Give the beat boys and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll..That's what I,m listening too as I type this blog. I love music its in my head all the time and my lost lover LOL.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
I,ll be back a tale about a boomerang
By Darkstar,
South Australian News.
New light has been thrown on the origins of the Australian national anthem.
During the excavation of an ancient aboriginal burial ground an unusual boomerang was discovered. The boomerang was slightly larger than normal boomerangs and was covered with holes of different and sizes with some bored all the way through.
At first it was thought that this was done to reduce the weight of the boomerang so that it would be easier to carry several of them and also it could be thrown further.
Just recently however during tests carried out at the Boomerang Salt Flats near Alice Springs an amazing discovery was made. When thrown at just the right angle (28 degrees to be exact) it was found that the boomerang played a tune. The effect similar to someone playing panpipes and the tune was Waltzing Matilda.
It was also discovered that if the boomerang was thrown at the correct speed ( 2 revolutions per second and at 28 degrees) and from exactly 100 yards away from a kangaroo, the kangaroo would get to hear all the first verse of Waltzing Matilda before being whacked on the side of the head.
It was also noted during tests that on hearing the first few notes the kangaroos would stop and start tapping there feet in time to the music, some of them were even recorded humming along unaware of there impending doom.
It is now thought that the ancient aborigine's may have had an assortment of musical boomerangs rather like people of today carry Walkmans so they could listen to music while they hunted.
On the television program Beyond 2000 (which explores modern inventions ) the young aboriginal inventor 20 stone Billy (no neck) Braithewaite demonstrated his latest boomerang. This boomerang made of almost unbreakable clear plastic is totally invisible during flight. It also has stealth characteristics.
The kangaroo does not know what,s hit it, unfortunately if the boomerang misses the kangaroo the person who threw it can not see it coming back. Several test throwers have been seriously injured during trials.
Billy is still working on the problem.
The End (for now)
South Australian News.
New light has been thrown on the origins of the Australian national anthem.
During the excavation of an ancient aboriginal burial ground an unusual boomerang was discovered. The boomerang was slightly larger than normal boomerangs and was covered with holes of different and sizes with some bored all the way through.
At first it was thought that this was done to reduce the weight of the boomerang so that it would be easier to carry several of them and also it could be thrown further.
Just recently however during tests carried out at the Boomerang Salt Flats near Alice Springs an amazing discovery was made. When thrown at just the right angle (28 degrees to be exact) it was found that the boomerang played a tune. The effect similar to someone playing panpipes and the tune was Waltzing Matilda.
It was also discovered that if the boomerang was thrown at the correct speed ( 2 revolutions per second and at 28 degrees) and from exactly 100 yards away from a kangaroo, the kangaroo would get to hear all the first verse of Waltzing Matilda before being whacked on the side of the head.
It was also noted during tests that on hearing the first few notes the kangaroos would stop and start tapping there feet in time to the music, some of them were even recorded humming along unaware of there impending doom.
It is now thought that the ancient aborigine's may have had an assortment of musical boomerangs rather like people of today carry Walkmans so they could listen to music while they hunted.
On the television program Beyond 2000 (which explores modern inventions ) the young aboriginal inventor 20 stone Billy (no neck) Braithewaite demonstrated his latest boomerang. This boomerang made of almost unbreakable clear plastic is totally invisible during flight. It also has stealth characteristics.
The kangaroo does not know what,s hit it, unfortunately if the boomerang misses the kangaroo the person who threw it can not see it coming back. Several test throwers have been seriously injured during trials.
Billy is still working on the problem.
The End (for now)